LOLHOWBOUTNO.
Why was Snow White given a poisoned apple? Because some bitch was jealous that she was prettier than her, so she tried to kill her. Then the bitch had to dance on coals til she died.
Moral: Vanity and jealousy will get bitches killed.Why did Cinderella run away at midnight? It’s got nothing to do with dreams, it’s because her family treated her like a slave. And then they got their eyeballs pecked out by a pair of magical doves.
Moral: Slavery is bad, be nice to yo family, and magical doves know what the fuck is up.Why did Ariel exchange her fins for feet? Because the seaweed is always greener in somebody else’s lake! Bitch wanted what she couldn’t have, so she went to a sea witch who cut out her tongue and then turned her into sea foam.
Moral: Be happy with what you’ve got.“After all, inside every confident woman is A FRAGILE PRINCESS waiting to be saved.”
GO FUCK YOURSELF. I’m not a fragile princess, bitch. Having a vagina doesn’t automatically make me a damsel in distress! I’m doing quite well without some douche coming along and trying to “save” me. Believe it or not, life isn’t actually about waiting for your “one true love” to come and make everything better. Bitches can take care of themselves these days! Take your 1900s sexist mentality and stick it up your ass.
(By the way, this wasn’t directed at OP, but at whoever it was who made this picture.)
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